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I nutcracker choked an Australian spy trying to throw shallots at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rat 🐀 a pigeon a squirrel a koala 🐨 a goose a mouse 🐁 a duck 🦆 a robin a raccoon 🦝 a magpie

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