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I nutcracker choked a shepherd trying to throw spring rolls at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a raccoon 🦝 a mouse 🐁 a blackbird a squirrel a pigeon a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀 a swan 🦢 a crow a goose

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