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I nutcracker choked a ticket inspector trying to throw chicken wings at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a mouse 🐁 a pigeon a blackbird a magpie a duck 🦆 a raccoon 🦝 a goose a robin a rat 🐀 a koala 🐨

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