Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I nutcracker choked a ticket inspector trying to throw mashed potato at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pigeon a crow a duck 🦆 a robin a squirrel a rat 🐀 a raccoon 🦝 a blackbird a koala 🐨 a swan 🦢

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.