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Superhero
I
nutcracker choked
a milkman
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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fish fingers
shrimp
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ice-cream cones
mashed potato
yoghurt
porridge
tomatoes
iceberg lettuce
rice pudding
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