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I nutcracker choked a taxi driver trying to throw chicken wings at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a squirrel a crow a duck 🦆 a pigeon a swan 🦢 a blackbird a goose a coot a mouse 🐁 a robin
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