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I nutcracker choked a taxi driver trying to throw porridge at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a pigeon a coot a goose a crow a rat 🐀 a duck 🦆 a blackbird a swan 🦢 a magpie a squirrel
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