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I nutcracker choked a taxi driver trying to throw shrimp at …

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a duck 🦆 a pigeon a swan 🦢 a squirrel a raccoon 🦝 a rat 🐀 a magpie a mouse 🐁 a blackbird a koala 🐨

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