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I nutcracker choked a taxi driver trying to throw tinned frankfurters at …

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a crow a duck 🦆 a mouse 🐁 a robin a rat 🐀 a blackbird a swan 🦢 a koala 🐨 a pigeon a raccoon 🦝

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