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I nutcracker choked a taxi driver trying to throw Doritos at â€Ķ

â†Đ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle ðŸĶ„ random pathetic excuse
a magpie a rat 🐀 a robin a swan ðŸĶĒ a coot a blackbird a koala ðŸĻ a mouse 🐁 a squirrel a pigeon
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