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I nutcracker choked a taxi driver trying to throw Pringles at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a coot a koala 🐨 a magpie a blackbird a rat 🐀 a duck 🦆 a crow a squirrel a swan 🦢 a pigeon
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