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I nutcracker choked a taxi driver trying to throw tomato ketchup at …

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a koala 🐨 a crow a mouse 🐁 a duck 🦆 a pigeon a squirrel a rat 🐀 a blackbird a swan 🦢 a raccoon 🦝

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