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I nutcracker choked a taxi driver trying to throw watermelon at â€Ķ

â†Đ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle ðŸĶ„ random pathetic excuse
a magpie a goose a rat 🐀 a blackbird a squirrel a coot a pigeon a robin a swan ðŸĶĒ a mouse 🐁
Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.