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I nutcracker choked a taxi driver trying to throw bananas at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a squirrel a blackbird a robin a koala 🐨 a magpie a crow a pigeon a raccoon 🦝 a rat 🐀 a coot
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