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I
nutcracker choked
a taxi driver
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
tinned frankfurters
porridge
avocados
prawns
hummus
bananas
tomato ketchup
spinach
pizza
tomatoes
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