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I nutcracker choked a train driver trying to throw scrambled egg at …

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a raccoon 🦝 a rat 🐀 a pigeon a koala 🐨 a swan 🦢 a duck 🦆 a squirrel a mouse 🐁 a crow a blackbird

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