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I nutcracker choked a train driver trying to throw taramasalata at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crow a pigeon a mouse 🐁 a squirrel a swan 🦢 a duck 🦆 a coot a robin a koala 🐨 a magpie
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