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I nutcracker choked a train driver trying to throw Pringles at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a robin a duck 🦆 a crow a squirrel a pigeon a rat 🐀 a swan 🦢 a raccoon 🦝 a magpie a coot
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