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I nutcracker choked a train driver trying to throw chicken nuggets at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a robin a magpie a squirrel a goose a crow a pigeon a duck 🦆 a blackbird a swan 🦢 a koala 🐨
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