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I nutcracker choked a train driver trying to throw cat biscuits at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a magpie a pigeon a duck 🦆 a blackbird a coot a goose a robin a swan 🦢 a mouse 🐁 a squirrel
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