Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I nutcracker choked a sailor trying to throw tinned frankfurters at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a robin a koala 🐨 a mouse 🐁 a goose a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢 a duck 🦆 a rat 🐀 a squirrel a pigeon

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.