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I nutcracker choked a sailor trying to throw Pringles at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a magpie a duck 🦆 a pigeon a blackbird a mouse 🐁 a squirrel a koala 🐨 a swan 🦢 a coot a crow
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