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I nutcracker choked a sailor trying to throw peanuts at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a duck 🦆 a pigeon a coot a raccoon 🦝 a robin a goose a mouse 🐁 a magpie a squirrel a koala 🐨
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