Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I nutcracker choked a sailor trying to throw shallots at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pigeon a blackbird a rat 🐀 a robin a raccoon 🦝 a duck 🦆 a magpie a koala 🐨 a crow a mouse 🐁

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.