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I nutcracker choked a soldier trying to throw spring rolls at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a duck 🦆 a magpie a mouse 🐁 a coot a raccoon 🦝 a rat 🐀 a koala 🐨 a robin a blackbird a crow

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