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I nutcracker choked a soldier trying to throw spring rolls at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pigeon a raccoon 🦝 a rat 🐀 a duck 🦆 a robin a mouse 🐁 a coot a swan 🦢 a blackbird a koala 🐨

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