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Superhero
I
nutcracker choked
a soldier
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
noodles
spring rolls
tomato ketchup
potatoes
cat biscuits
watermelon
rice
sunflower seeds
avocados
tinned tuna
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