Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I nutcracker choked a child trying to throw noodles at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a magpie a blackbird a koala 🐨 a goose a mouse 🐁 a squirrel a robin a duck 🦆 a raccoon 🦝 a crow

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.