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Superhero
I
throat-punched
a doctor
trying to throw
chocolate chips
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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🦄
random pathetic excuse
a mouse 🐁
a blackbird
a pigeon
a goose
a coot
a crow
a raccoon 🦝
a magpie
a robin
a rat 🐀
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