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Superhero
I
throat-punched
a doctor
trying to throw
fish fingers
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a crow
a squirrel
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a pigeon
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a goose
a duck 🦆
a magpie
a blackbird
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