Sorry I'm late today
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Superhero
I
throat-punched
a doctor
trying to throw
spring rolls
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
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🦄
random pathetic excuse
a blackbird
a raccoon 🦝
a crow
a mouse 🐁
a goose
a magpie
a pigeon
a rat 🐀
a duck 🦆
a koala 🐨
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