Sorry I'm late today
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Superhero
I
throat-punched
a dentist
trying to throw
rice
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a pigeon
a robin
a mouse 🐁
a blackbird
a duck 🦆
a squirrel
a goose
a coot
a crow
a rat 🐀
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