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Superhero
I
throat-punched
a dentist
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
spring rolls
watermelon
garlic cloves
Doritos
chicken wings
mushy peas
taramasalata
peppercorns
yoghurt
pitted olives
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