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Superhero
I
throat-punched
a dentist
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
cat biscuits
halloumi
pitted olives
mashed potato
gherkins
spring rolls
fish fingers
chicken wings
tinned tuna
bananas
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