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Superhero
I
throat-punched
a dentist
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
garlic cloves
yoghurt
tomato ketchup
Pringles
potatoes
avocados
tinned frankfurters
candy floss
chicken wings
ice-cream cones
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