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Superhero
I
throat-punched
a pilot
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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iceberg lettuce
tinned tuna
tomato ketchup
tinned frankfurters
garlic cloves
bananas
bread
pitted olives
pizza
lemons
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