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Superhero
I
throat-punched
a tramp
trying to throw
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
mashed potato
rice pudding
ice-cream cones
nacho cheese
spinach
shrimp
halloumi
Doritos
yoghurt
prawn crackers
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