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Superhero
I
throat-punched
a tramp
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
garlic cloves
baked beans
prawns
fish fingers
rice krispies
halloumi
chicken wings
peppercorns
pitted olives
ice-cream cones
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