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Superhero
I
throat-punched
a tramp
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
chilli peppers
tinned frankfurters
watermelon
bananas
yoghurt
nacho cheese
baked beans
fish fingers
spring rolls
mashed potato
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