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I throat-punched a policewoman trying to throw mashed potato at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a mouse 🐁 a pigeon a robin a coot a goose a koala 🐨 a magpie a squirrel a blackbird a duck 🦆
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