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Superhero
I
throat-punched
a policewoman
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
spinach
porridge
fish fingers
tinned frankfurters
rice
sunflower seeds
hummus
Doritos
nacho cheese
lemons
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