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I throat-punched a policeman trying to throw scrambled egg at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a robin a mouse 🐁 a pigeon a duck 🦆 a blackbird a coot a crow a magpie a koala 🐨 a squirrel
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