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I throat-punched a policeman trying to throw porridge at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a squirrel a duck 🦆 a mouse 🐁 a blackbird a magpie a rat 🐀 a crow a coot a koala 🐨 a pigeon
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