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Superhero
I
throat-punched
a policeman
trying to throw
Pringles
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a goose
a magpie
a robin
a pigeon
a crow
a rat 🐀
a swan 🦢
a squirrel
a duck 🦆
a blackbird
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