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I throat-punched a policeman trying to throw mushy peas at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a koala 🐨 a magpie a blackbird a crow a pigeon a raccoon 🦝 a robin a swan 🦢 a mouse 🐁 a goose
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