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Superhero
I
throat-punched
a policeman
trying to throw
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
shrimp
bread
chicken wings
fish fingers
sunflower seeds
Doritos
peanuts
yoghurt
bananas
taramasalata
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