Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Superhero
I
throat-punched
a policeman
trying to throw
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
pizza
garlic cloves
chicken wings
taramasalata
hamburger relish
yoghurt
peppercorns
candy floss
Pringles
cat biscuits
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.