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Superhero
I
throat-punched
a TV personality
trying to throw
gherkins
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
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a magpie
a pigeon
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a crow
a mouse 🐁
a raccoon 🦝
a blackbird
a coot
a koala 🐨
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