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Superhero
I
throat-punched
an Armenian
spy
trying to throw
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Marmite
hamburger relish
prawns
porridge
scrambled egg
peanuts
tomato ketchup
lemons
cat biscuits
tinned frankfurters
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