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I throat-punched a Greek spy trying to throw Doritos at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a koala 🐨 a squirrel a goose a pigeon a mouse 🐁 a swan 🦢 a magpie a raccoon 🦝 a blackbird a crow

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