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I throat-punched an Anguillan spy trying to throw ice-cream cones at …

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a goose a rat 🐀 a duck 🦆 a koala 🐨 a crow a swan 🦢 a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel a mouse 🐁 a magpie

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