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Superhero
I
throat-punched
a Cypriot
spy
trying to throw
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
mashed potato
iceberg lettuce
peppercorns
hummus
yoghurt
spinach
cat biscuits
porridge
chilli peppers
rice
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