Sorry I'm late today
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Superhero
I
throat-punched
a Cuban
spy
trying to throw
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
scrambled egg
Pringles
prawn crackers
hamburger relish
tomato ketchup
Doritos
fish fingers
mushy peas
chicken nuggets
nacho cheese
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