Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I throat-punched a Chadian spy trying to throw hummus at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a squirrel a robin a mouse 🐁 a swan 🦢 a coot a raccoon 🦝 a koala 🐨 a goose a duck 🦆 a blackbird

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.