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Superhero
I
throat-punched
a Cayman Islander
spy
trying to throw
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
scrambled egg
taramasalata
tomatoes
bananas
yoghurt
mushy peas
shallots
spring rolls
mashed potato
watermelon
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