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Superhero
I
throat-punched
a Canadian
spy
trying to throw
rice krispies
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
a rat 🐀
a squirrel
a crow
a coot
a swan 🦢
a pigeon
a duck 🦆
a koala 🐨
a blackbird
a goose
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